Happy 4th of July everyone! Remember, its not all about getting drunk and pushing each other through huge crowds, it’s about the American dream. It’s about why I am here today. So yea…it’s that important.
“Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.”-Glenn Beck
“Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President. We get them from God.”-Glenn Beck
“The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be ‘What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?’”-Glenn Beck
“When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?”-Glenn Beck
What a hero.
This is an example of why I do what I do.
I was in my limo, on my way to a Tea Party rally protesting the claims that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is not a terrorist Hitler, when I passed a group of six teenagers suspiciously walking down the street. I wouldn’t have noticed anything if it wasn’t for the fact that all six of the kids were WHITE! You would think that after all of the history that America has that for every four white kids, there would be at least one African American. But I am here to say that this act of bigotry has occurred. Those six kids might as well have been a group of KKKs on their way to a cross burning. And as I weep over my key board typing this, I am reminded of my biggest role model, Martin Luther King Jr. and his dream. He dreamed that one day, six white kids would not walk down the street without like two people of a different race. He had a dream that one day I would be here, to pick up his dream, that has been distorted and destroyed through by the liberals. It is time to reunite his dream back to its white, conservative roots. Join me!
Please reply with your own opinions! I wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for my loyal and dedicated followers.
I realize that I am just a famous Internet personality spreading the views that will better our nation. But what I didn’t realize is the actual impact that I have. I found out my impact when I was on my annual vacation to my summer home in Italy. I went on a day trip to the Vatican, and I went into the church. I was the only one there, praying for the hardworking Americans who are suffering, when suddenly I felt a hand upon my shoulder. It was the Pope. I went to introduce myself, but he said, “please, I know exactly who you are. And let me just say that what you are doing is very important. You have God on your side, and there is nothing more meaningful than that.” Or at least that’s what I remember him saying. And then, he silently walked away and I had a moment of reflection. It’s clear to me now that what I do is more than helpful, it is globally and miraculously essential. I am the voice of God, of the Universe, and for those who disagree can go right to the Pope. And I suggest that you also have a moment of reflection on my impact towards you. Look deep inside your soul and realize how different your life is because of me. So for this, you are welcome America.
This is the beginning, the conception, the end to the nation you thought you knew. I was sent here by God to reveal what has been hidden from you by big government and the Obama administration. To be truly free from tyranny, the very thing that our forefathers spent their lives doing, you must follow the voice. The voice that people like Glenn Beck, Isabelle Morris, and I give to the masses. We are doing this not for ourselves, but for the small business owners, the field laborers, and the real Americans who make America the land of the free and the home of the brave. So welcome. Welcome to the conception!